Reasons it must be so confusing to be That Kid

1) His brother is called Ramen. Ramen noodles are That Kid's new favorite food. Not only is his brother a CHRISTmas ornament, he eats his brother on a regular basis.

2) His sister That Dog is, well, a dog.

3) Some guy named Jesus lives in his heart.

This afternoon, we were reading a book about Baby Jesus called "Who is Coming to Our House"; and at the end we were talking about Jesus and where Jesus lives. I said, "Jesus lives in your heart!" and patted his chest. He got this "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis" look on his face and patted his own chest. Then he pulled the collar of his shirt away, and was looking down inside for Jesus. At least the seed is planted, and he will understand some day...even if he doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about right now!