Taking a bath alone
1. You get to soak in the tub for as long as you want, reading.
2. Your bubbles aren't from a Thomas the Tank Engine bottle.
3. You can stretch out...well, as much as you can stretch out in a teeny tiny tub, anyway!
4. It's peaceful.
Taking a bath with That Kid
1. You get peed on.
2. That Kid screams, and screams, and screams. And screams. You're surprised the neighbors didn't come over to check on you.
3. You get tiny cups of water dumped on your head, but if you try to dump water on That Kid's head he cries.
4. But the best thing about taking a bath with That Kid...after he's done he gets out of the tub and feeds you Cheerios, and kisses you after each one.
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