If this is any indication of how my day is going to go, I'm getting back in bed!

Later today, That Kid and I are getting in the van with the Buggy Fam. I seriously hope things start to look up before that happens...

1. I dumped bird seed from That Freaking Bird all over my feet this morning as I was changing his cage. How I acquired That Freaking Bird is a totally different story. I don't have much love for this bird to begin...in case it's not obvious. But That Kid thinks the bird is fabulous, so he'll stay around a while longer. Anyone know how long a parakeet lives?? Let me know.

2. I sliced my pinkie open while I was shaving! Aren't I lucky? I don't know how I sliced my PINKIE open while shaving my LEGS, but I did it. And of course the only bandages we have are camo (this is what happens when you live in a house with two boys! Hello Kitty bandages are no longer welcome) and before the Buggy Fam and I leave I have to direct the church ensemble (10 people is *not* a choir!!). I was freaking out because camo does *not* go with my lovely outfit but then I realized, it's CAMO, you can't see it!!! WHEW!

OK...That Kid is eating my breakfast burger (we had burgers for dinner last night, and I'm eating another one for breakfast...it's a breakfast burger!)...I better put the smack down on him and eat my breakfast. PLEASE PRAY FOR US...It's going to be a long couple of days!!

Hey...I'm coming back. It's gotten worse. That Kid took off his diaper, and peed. All over my carpet. SERIOUSLY! This day is just getting worse...