Basement adventures with That Dad

That Dad hangs out in the basement. It's his choice, I did not ban him to the basement. But, that's where he keeps his man stuff. OK, yeah, it's his man cave.

The man cave is spider filled. These huge red spiders. They are of the devil (that's why they're red, you know!).

So, I'm talking to That Dad this morning, and a jumping spider hops on the brim of his hat. He freaks. And after he kills the spider, he then proceeds to tell me about the spiders from a couple days ago. Apparently, there were two large red spiders (the biggest spider's That Dad has seen all season, allegedly!) in his shower. He said they were chasing each other around like they were playing with each other. I've never speen spiders play with each other, but whatever. It's possible, I suppose. So, what did That Dad do?? What any good man would do...he got his "spider killing gear". Apparently that's a bottle of shower cleaner, and the hand held shower head. He said he sprayed these spiders with shower cleaner, then scalded them with hot water until they started twitching...then he smashed them. Then he left the bathroom.

Upon leaving the bathroom, he notices another spider on the wall. And the spider notices him, as well! The spider sees That Dad, and upon seeing him JUMPS OFF THE WALL and starts running toward That Dad. That Dad said, "And I see this spider running toward me and I start thinking, 'WTF, did I just kill your parents or something?!?' and I killed that one, too!"

Ladies, I know you're jealous...not every husband can kill THREE spiders in a matter of minutes. But keep your hands off...he's mine! And I really wish I had known he was killing these spiders, I would have liked to have pictures of the event!